No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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