Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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