Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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