Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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