what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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