she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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