Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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