They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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