Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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