We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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