I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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