You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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