On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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