i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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