I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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