your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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