I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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