The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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