Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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