think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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