She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think im going to throw up on grandma
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
is it fun? or sober?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
