clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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