just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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