Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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