that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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