i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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