We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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