They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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