ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
