Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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