Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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