sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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