When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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