This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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