You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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