Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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