you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
