After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Randomize
