FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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