we have pet lesbian snakes
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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