No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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