His pubic hair was longer than his dick
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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