CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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