Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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