this boner is exhausting
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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