I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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