Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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