ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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