you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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