last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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