how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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